The Change!™ folks have to be excited.
Oregon's business policies are in Epic Fail mode, and our legislature is worrying about the major issues. Like putting a spike into the back of energy production under the heading of Cap and Trade. Oh, and making cigarette butt's a major felony. These people lack gravitas.
They already passed a law outlawing novelty lighters. They already voted for a law eliminating our vote for presidential candidates. Really. Under this new law our election results will be determined by the outcome of races in other states. Brilliant minds these Change!™ people.
The reassurance provided by the Unigovernor Ted Kulonzinski is provided below. Oregon could have the highest unemployment in the nation, but the national figures won't be out until Friday.
At 12.1 percent, Oregon's unemployment rate is the highest it has been since records started being kept. Before the Great Society, in Oregon if you wanted to feed yourself and your family you worked. Now, in Oregon, you go to the food bank, I guess. Getting a menial job and paying your bills just isn't done any more. Thank God we have illegal aliens to do the messy jobs.
It's easier for us to target rich, successful guys than to do any type of work ourselves. Why should the corporate bigwigs get big paychecks, when the little guys--with no job skillz and an outhouse attitude--get little paychecks? The answer? Tax the rich guy! Change!™
Oregon's business environment is horrible. A resource rich state, we keep those resources under an environmental lock and key, all the while talking about mandating cars that run on batteries made from good intentions and fairy dust. And the future of Oregon under Cap and Trade? My electric bill has already gone up about 20 percent. I'm sure larger users of electricity have seen their rates go up even more. The outlook for increases in baseline electricity for Oregon? Well, we've already been told that the Boardman coal plant has to go. That's part of the Governor's energy policy. We've already lost the Trojan plant in Raineer...that produced at one time 25 percent of the state's electricity. What will we replace this with? Windmills and solar panels? You have got to be kidding me.
So, who would buy land in Oregon to build a business? Someone who can't read the economic tea leaves. It's not going to get better until it gets a lot worse. But the residents of the Marble Nuthouse in Salem are doing just fine, thank you for asking. Here's the compassionate statement of your governor:
(Salem) – “The employment statistics released today are staggering, representing the many families across the state struggling to make ends meet during this recession.
“While national economists are noting positive signs, today’s numbers also tell us that we have entered uncharted territory – that this recession is not comparable to the recessions before that we remember or read about in history books.
“We still have a tremendous amount of work ahead of us to make sure we make smart investments in policies and programs that create jobs, open doors to new economic opportunities and put Oregonians back to work quickly. That means investing in our roads and investing in our schools. It means continuing to enact policies that advance Oregon’s leadership position in renewable energy. And it means making sure we have adequate safety nets for our most vulnerable in need of assistance.
“I know that tougher days are still ahead but I also believe that brighter days will return. Together, we can weather this storm, and together, we will see economic hope and opportunity return once again to citizens across this great state.”Since when did the State become the provider of "smart investment policies"? Only under the Unagovernor. Previously the job of the state was to provide an encouraging environment for private business decisions.
Read it again:
"That means investing in our roads and investing in our schools. It means continuing to enact policies that advance Oregon’s leadership position in renewable energy. And it means making sure we have adequate safety nets for our most vulnerable in need of assistance. "
Change!™
Now the Unagovernor gets to decide what is, or isn't, a smart investment. Those of us in the private sector need not apply.
Have a nice day.