This is your Saviour.
Listen to this person flapping his lips at the :40-second mark.
Al: It definitely is, and it's a relatively new one. People think about geothermal energy — when they think about it at all — in terms of the hot water bubbling up in some places, but two kilometers or so down in most places there are these incredibly hot rocks, 'cause the interior of the earth is extremely hot, several million degrees, and the crust of the earth is hot …
Which explains all of the terrible accidents that drillers regularly report. Oil is coming up from underground at a temperature of several million degrees. Well, now I know why people want a moratorium on oil wells. What rational person would want any liquid to escape from the Earth's core at millions of degrees? It could provide us with an apocalypse!
Thanks, Al! Don't forget, he's going to be in Portland tonight to share his wisdom. Plenty of tickets left. Or, if you really want some fun, there's this:
Attendees will have the chance to listen to Americans for Prosperity President Tim Phillips and sign a petition urging their members of Congress to vote “no” on cap-and-trade.
The event is free and open to the public.
What: Portland Hot Air Tour Event
Who: Americans for Prosperity
Tim Phillips, President of AFP
When: Wednesday, November 18, 6:00-7:30pm
Where: Keller Fountain Park
SW 3rd Ave. and SW Clay St.
Portland, OR 97201
UPDATE: DrewM at Ace of Spades explains that AlGore really meant "bajillions", not millions. Bajillion is an imaginary number, kinda like that dumb old "i" thingy. And nobody knows how to deal with i.
UPDATE: "Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic?"
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