Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Two Democrats On An Escalator

Stolen from AreWeLumberjacks.

I laughed. I cried.

4 comments:

Boy Named Sous said...

Reminds me of this joke:

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man below. She shouted to him, ‘Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.’

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, ‘You’re in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.’

She rolled her eyes and said, ‘You must be a Republican.’

‘I am,’ replied the man. ‘How did you know?’

'Well,’ answered the balloonist, ‘everything you told me is technically correct , but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.’

The man smiled and responded, ‘You must be a Democrat.’

‘I am,’ replied the balloonist. ‘How did you know?’

‘Well,’ said the man, ‘you don’t know where you are or where you are going. You’ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your
problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it’s my fault.’

OregonGuy said...

The answer is "Mertzon, Texas".

Thanks for your visit.
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Anonymous said...

Obviously yet another paranoid delusional, this blogger seems to believe Democrats are somehow "stupid." He seems to have a reality block with one name...George W. Bush. But that's OK...the GOPers are in the trash heap for the next 40 years, what with drug addict Flush Limpdick polluting what's left of the BC band with his verbal diarrhea, and Bill-O doing the same on Faux News. Keep blogging, I'm sure the masturbatory pleasure you get from it is keeping you out of trouble!

OregonGuy said...

Don't you love the verbal skills of the Left?

Mad!
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