Funny Global Warming Stuff From MIT

Loved this comment (corrected) by a guy named Dave:

In increasing order of probability:

10. “MIT: Global Warming of 7°C ‘Could Kill Billions This Century’”

9. Godzilla could kill billions this century…if he existed.

8. A space alien invasion could kill billions this century…if they existed and were bad.

7. The Blob! could billions this century…If someone found its frozen carcass and thawed it out.

6. If the Earth’s core suddenly stopped spinning…it could kill billions this century…And possibly worse: It could bring a sequel to the most scientifically flawed Sci-Fi movie this side of An Inconvenient Truth.

5. If the Earth suddenly stopped spinning…And we didn’t stop spinning…Billions could die this century.

4. If really survived being blown up by Kurt Russell and global warming thawed its carcass out…Billions could die this century.

3. If a full scale nuclear war erupted…It could kill billions this century.

2. If a super-space-virus named The Andromeda Strain leaked out of a space capsule in New Mexico…It could kill billions this century.

1. If a really big space rock hit the Earth…It could kill billions this century.

You can never tell when the Grim Reaper is gonna knock on your door. But it's apparent that MIT has a scarcity of Karl Popper primers on their shelves.