
This man is Bob Packwood.
He left the Senate after it was found out that he served wine from boxes and stepped on women's toes.

This is Bill Clinton. He left the White House after it was found out he lied about his mentoring style.

This is Bill Clinton's imagination. While President Clinton lied under oath and had his license to practice law stripped from him, Lefties Love Bill.
My point is, isn't it time we rehabilitate Bob?

This is Gordon Smith. Gordon Smith is Oregon's current "Republican" United States Senator. Unlike Bob or Bill, nobody has ever said that Gordon likes women. Nothing about toes. Nothing about rape. Nothing about anything, really.
The only problem is, Gordon Smith is as much a Republican as is Hillary.

This is Huma Abedin. If I were Huma Abedin I'd want to know why a guy like Bob Packwood is stuck doing lobbying work in Washington, instead of representing the State of Oregon.
Like Huma, I'd be looking at the track record of Oregon's current Republican United States Senator, Senator Smith, and asking, what is it that makes him a Republican? It isn't stuff like this:
Smith Rallies for Children’s Health Care
PORTLAND, OR – Senator Gordon H. Smith joined health, child advocacy and public policy organizations in Oregon today to call on Congress to put partisanship aside and pass an important children’s health care measure. The measure, the State Children’s Health Insurance Program (SCHIP), provides health care coverage to approximately 40,000 of Oregon’s children of low-income families. Reauthorization of the program would provide the funds needed to double the number of uninsured children in Oregon able to receive care.
“The future health and well-being of Oregon’s thousands of uninsured children depends on us finding a solution that provides our kids with affordable and meaningful health care,” said Senator Smith. “We need solutions, not more partisan rhetoric. The Governor and I intend to work together to ensure that both the federal and state leaders get their work done to help Oregon’s children get access to the health care they need.”
“The children of Oregon are counting on Congress,” said Governor Kulongoski. “We cannot allow these kids to lose the health care that is keeping them safe and strong.”
“We're too close to turn back now,” said Robin Christian, Executive Director of Children First for Oregon. “Senator Smith has led the way and serves as an example of a congressional leader rising above partisan politics and taking strides to advance children's coverage. It remains up to every member of Congress to become a hero for America's kids and finish the job to cover 10 million uninsured children.”
Healthcare in America isn't broke. Or broken. You want to see a doctor? Call a doctor's office. Let him know what your situation is. You know what? Nine out of ten, you'll see a doctor. It may take a call or two, but you'll see a doctor. Or a dentist.
You know why? Because these guys are healers. The best and brightest of the doctors and dentists in this community will take care of you...if you're not a known deadbeat.
Guess what? There are people out there gaming the system. In a small town it's easy to find out who the dicks are. In a large metro area? Your best bet is to head for the emergency room of your nearest hospital. In small towns, the dicks don't get help. They've cried "Wolf!" too many times. In a big city? The liars always win. Just ask a liar. He'll tell you. If you don't know who he is, you'll trust him the same way you trust everybody else. It's your weak spot.
Different people have different weak spots. With Senator Packwood it was thinking private moments of communion with Bachus would remain private. With President Bill Clinton, it was thinking that rape or harassment would be okay, since it always was okay. For Huma Abedin, just being close to the candidate is enough.
But what about Senator Gordon Smith? He's not a Republican. He's another collectivist, rich, white and dumb. With a law degree. Never stepped on a woman's toe that we know of. And never a thought in his head that ever gave him grief.
Our primary election is coming in May. Is it too early to suggest a write-in campaign for the Republican nomination for the United State Senate?
Who would you rather vote for; a man who opposes victory in Iraq? What about Senator Gordon Smith, the man who favors socialized medicine? Compare him to Senator Bob Packwood, the man who wrote one of the most important pieces of tax legislation in the history of the United States?
There is no other statesman of the stature of Bob Packwood of Oregon currently living. Certainly not the "K's" of the Democrat Party.
If Gays, Lesbians, Transgendereds are important, why can't guys who are white, bright and never raped anybody less important?
The panoply of absurd reductions in the current political debate have rendered systems of cultural decision-making useless. The new norm is no norm.
Here's a vote for neo-retrogradism. Instead of trying to break new ground with untested candidates who have been media tested to the consistency of tapioca, let's take a bold step back, to one of the most truly brilliant men this state has ever produced. And yes, I hope that Gordon Smith loses this election. Just as much as I hope Hillary loses this election. If you don't look at the voting record, just having him in the party doesn't mean squat if the party remains in the minority after the next election.
It just means one more moronic dolt calling himself a Republican will be gone.
This is, as they say, a net gain.
Write-in Bob Packwood, U.S. Senate.



