Puppies are cute, so I'm supporting Al Gore's campaign to end global warming. Al Gore is for puppies, and chances are, Al Gore will be the next Democrat Candidate for President. He's right on Global Warming, he's right on The Real Issues That Are Important, and he's for puppies. And whales.
He's also doing something about it. Something that you can spend money on if you want to feel better about your "Environmental Footprint". If you don't know what an Environmental Footprint is, you're obviously okay, so don't worry about it. I mean, don't! No gogle search, now AltaVista search, just don't worry about it.
But if you care, and you want to do something about it you can invest in Generation Investment Management LLP. It's a company set up to help you "offset" your Environmental Footprint by giving Al Gore your money.
If anybody else in the world attempted this type of scheme he'd be laughed off the public stage. But, because you support Al Gore, you have to support this patently fraudulent scheme. You can't see that the man is a cheat, and a crook.
And I'm afraid he's laughing at you, all the way to the bank.
h/t Redstate. Thank-you for catching this.